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Hello and welcome to this edition of STUPID NEWS! Now would be a good time to lower your expectations a bit, or just wait until you finish this column. Your choice.. For all you people who "fake-throw" an imaginary ball to your dogs, hoping they'll chase it(we've all done it, no judgment here), a cautionary […]
Bee all you can BEEEEEEEEE. (I know that's the worst joke EVER!)
Hello and welcome to this edition of STUPID NEWS! Now would be a good time to lower your expectations a bit, or just wait until you finish this column. Your choice.. For all you people who "fake-throw" an imaginary ball to your dogs, hoping they'll chase it(we've all done it, no judgment here), a cautionary […]
Hello and welcome to another stupid edition of stupid news! Straight from the vacuous pit that is the internet to you! They say lightning never strikes the same place twice, but you can bet that somewhere, there's a poor bastard who just happened to be in two different places where it DIDÂ strike. Today, we […]
Seattle, Washington WOW...That's Stupid!
Hello and welcome to the inaugural edition of STUPID NEWS! I get my stories from the same place that Nigerian princes who need your help with wire transfers, boner extending pills and moon landing conspiracies come from.... That's right...the internet! Instead of the "dark web", think of this one as the "dumb web". And like […]
That's a very personal question, don't you think?
Unfortunately her teachers said she'd never be anything more than a Quack
