WE ARE 
NOT FUNNY.

Why don't flies drink alcohol?

They can't stand being buzzed

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What's the new motto of the insect army?

Bee all you can BEEEEEEEEE. (I know that's the worst joke EVER!)

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Why was the duck asked to leave medical school?

Unfortunately her teachers said she'd never be anything more than a Quack

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SERIOUSLY.

For years I have been told I am very "funny" by friends, loved ones and even my wife (who laughs at me constantly, thankfully when i have my clothes ON). Really I wish that everyone would understand how serious I am and how serious life can be.

The entire purpose of this site and of Serious Man Comedy itself is to prove ONCE AND FOR ALL with incontrovertible evidence, that I AM NOT FUNNY.

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU.

Will probably give you stretch marks
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